The recording studio of longtime Britney Spears producer/songwriter Max Martin
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As soon as it was clear the state wouldn’t do a damn thing about clearing him, they just moved onto the next viral miscarriage of justice they can hang a hashtag off of. - Black Museum, Black Mirror.
me: [accidentally closes a chrome window with 50+ tabs]
my laptop, gently weeping: oh my god………… oh ym hgod thank you so much……….. thank y
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the raven cycle quotes: adam and gansey
this took me a while but i love my boys!
M A T T D O Y L E ? ? ?
human brain: sometimes we need to do boring things with no gratification or immediate benefit
monkey brain: absolutely not. die
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mood: the mexican dude who told judge judy “this is your show but this is my episode”
me at god
can you imagine being 26 years old and in marketing and you want to settle down with a rich stupid man who’s crazy about you and you FIND a divorcee who hasn’t talked to his ex in over a decade and has a very forgiving custody arrangement that would easily enable boarding school and is willing to MARRY you after a SIX TO EIGHT WEEK SUMMER ROMANCE with NO PRENUP and then his brat kid comes back from summer camp and it turns out his ESTRANGED OTHER TWIN DAUGHTER came back from camp and they hijack your entire life and put a lizard on you and then your hot old man ditches you for his hot mess of an ex WHO DESIGNED… THE CUSTOM WEDDING DRESS YOU HAD ALREADY PAID FOR. truly. a roller coaster summer…. all that scheming WASTED
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For the last time, Magnus rushes in.
You dumb kids don’t even know you’re dead yet.
